Luka Dog. Head of Stress Management

They've been trying to train me to answer the telephone, type and do the filing, but so far I just potter around and get stroked. Why? Because I am a dog. I can't speak, I have no opposable thumbs and generally I just like eating, sunbathing and running with my mates on the south downs.

My favourite colour is cat and my best friend is called Edie Chops. Oh, and in case you were wondering, I didn't write this biog. On account of not being able to write. I'm a dog.

I'm not on Twitter, because I can't type. But I do like to follow this American dog on it: @nonlineardog. It's nothing do with Qube and I don't know actually who she is because she wears a gas mask.