Thomas Planer. Account Executive

Bred in captivity by voodoo priests and a spider with an athsma induced attitude problem, I escaped aged 73 to become a runner in a west end production of Les Miserables. I speak 14 languages but can only understand 1 due to a serious ear infection. I am no stranger to time travel, although I had to give it up following my death in 2023. In Pampolona, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from me. I can talk about fight club.

Note from Nigel: you may notice that Tom is one of the more creative Qubites on the block. For the sticklers among you, here's his real biog:

Being at the forefront of everything new in online marketing means my work is challenging an exciting - every day something different happens. I'm motivated by getting things done, connecting with people, starting and taking part in online and offline conversations. I especially like the fact that I get to sit next to Glenn.

When I'm not hanging out on the interweb, I like to do painting by numbers in my head. I'm really good, you should see my work some time. My favourite colour is magenta. Or destiny, depending on my mood.

Twitter: @mrtomasz
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